The Letters...

Dear Nixie, Although, as circumscribed in your former column, all lines to team nerd adroit have officially closed..but might I trouble you though for just one more snifter of instruction as the matter at hand will require immediate aid to avert a rather primary catastrophic heart ache. I wouldn't have troubled you at all Ms Nixie, especially under the circumstances, but I am quite convinced you might actually be the one person closest to understanding re the depths of hidden histories and secret apologues bound in abstemious persecution to the true door of this endemic soul, my soul, my calling, my soft place to fall. You see a rather charming chappy, one of those arty writer types with all manor of interesting, very interesting advice, may well have me pegged as a hard hitting journalist or something equally serious. I haven't yet had the valour or true heart to explain, or should I say lift the little red silken cover on a bonus buy. It's all to do with Antiques and Ro