A letter from ET
Dear Nixie, A colleague recently made extra celestial contact with you and as this advice column now receives mail from interplanetary life forms we have some further questions regarding the ways of earthlings. For our improved operational capacities and preservation might you not answer some questions around a number of rather perplexing human behaviours especially with reference to communication modalities and health? Many of our alien life forms have made undercover secret missions to planet earth. Evidence suggests stupidity, however, we are a peaceful race, willing to understand the complexities of human behaviour if explained in full. Please help us understand you. In order of least concerning to most here are our questions: 1) The bathroom selfie - a new level of vanity 2) Tweeting with little reference to bird life 3) High heels 4) Bathing suits such as Even though this - 5) Lighting carsonagenic pla